- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
With watching everyone’s kids grow.
I’ve become attached to all the parents and babies/toddlers that Addy and I follow.
Sorry I’m a creep.
"Women’s sexuality is something that I’m obsessed with. I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blow jobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing."
I just bought an $800 wedding dress and now I might be pregnant.
Am I the only one who can’t find a coke bottle with their name on it?
For real. I thought my time of that shit was over after elementary school. I never could find pencils, magnets, rulers, NOTHING with my name (well the correct spelling).
Try Almaz lmfao
Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
I was sufficiently liqueured last night. I had an absolute blast, my maid of honour did good. I wasn’t expecting to go over to her house and have it be a full blown bachelorette party so it was a very nice surprise. We ended off the night with going the strip club and watch a couple lovely lady pole dancers.
All in all, a great night!