promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via edibled20)

I’m obsessed

modmomma:

With watching everyone’s kids grow.

I’ve become attached to all the parents and babies/toddlers that Addy and I follow.

Sorry I’m a creep.

"Women’s sexuality is something that I’m obsessed with. I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blow jobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing."

Elizabeth Olsen [x] (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: voxcopuli, via sacrificialclam)

(Source: sandandglass, via modmomma)

Shit.

I just bought an $800 wedding dress and now I might be pregnant.

Am I the only one who can’t find a coke bottle with their name on it?

turtandmamalivingfree:

thecrazymomoftwo:

mamarazzii:

For real. I thought my time of that shit was over after elementary school. I never could find pencils, magnets, rulers, NOTHING with my name (well the correct spelling).

Julissa :(

Try Almaz lmfao

Try Brysha.

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

image

Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via theunicornkittenkween)

http://bestnatesmithever.tumblr.com/post/93054866798/castielinablanket-eteo-uflaminghomo

castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and…

(Source: kuoret)

I was sufficiently liqueured last night. I had an absolute blast, my maid of honour did good. I wasn’t expecting to go over to her house and have it be a full blown bachelorette party so it was a very nice surprise. We ended off the night with going the strip club and watch a couple lovely lady pole dancers.
All in all, a great night!